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logicalabsurdity:

#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science 

logicalabsurdity:

#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science 

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sat0mobile:

willcub:

Image 1:  It’s time for my breakfast.

Image 2:   WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!   

(Source: manolo-derpson)

❝ I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.

— A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
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supernaturalapocalypse:

9x23 - Season 10 Clip (x)

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

tmntyler:

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.

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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

notsohazelgrace:

thatdisneylover:

enchantedfuture:

productiveslacker:

mothpaw:

uh

I KNEW IT WAS COMING

This is it. This is the post that killed me. Fairwell cruel world.

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SEND HELP IM SERIOUSLY HYPERVENTILATING

WAT

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theautobible:

Us dream !  by Quentin.D | Photography on Flickr.
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theautobible:

Us dream ! by Quentin.D | Photography on Flickr.

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

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